After the last few heavy posts, I need to lighten the mood. So I'll share with you a random ... phobia? .... of mine. Not exactly a true phobia, per se, but just an odd quirk about myself.
Every time I have to pee -- and I'm talking about EVERY TIME here people -- I worry that I'm somehow deluding myself on the fact I'm sitting on the toilet.
I am a big daydreamer, and I worry that I'm actually doing something else, like typing a blog post for example. And that I'm so caught up in the urge to pee that I've convinced myself I'm actually in the bathroom using the toilet. Except, I've really just pissed myself at the computer desk.
OR -- OR --
Perhaps what if I'm really in my 70s, and I have Alzheimers. What if I'm really sitting in my living room, and pissing my Depends, while I just THINK I'm 30-odd years old and using the bathroom at the house I used to live in?
Or what if I'm asleep and really need to pee, and am dreaming that I'm using the potty? I think that's where it all stems from really -- when I was in my early teens, I was asleep, and really had to go. I dreamt that I walked down the hall from my room to the bathroom, and used the toilet. This dream was so lucid that I could feel the carpet under my feet and the seat under my rear.
And the capper to this post? My daughter just came in my room, threw up on my bed, the carpet and the bathroom floor. Goodnight, all.
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